The Tale of a Tard

The name's Sofie.
18 year old. Slightly confused and danish. Sideblog: zhevision.  I REALLY WISH EVERYONE THE BEST AND I'M A DORK WITH WORDS
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Me Likey!

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

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foreverlokid:

amarriageoftrueminds:

mama-connor:

or wrong movie….

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#I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY

I lose it at Dad? Every. Single. Time.

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chocolatemew:

i-effed-it-all-up:

songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down

(via queenromanova)

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

(via mychemicalwholock)

jinlian:

my favorite moment in all cinematic history is when an enormous robot the size of a skyscraper picks up a battleship and smashes it into a giant sea alien’s face. god bless pacific rim

(via once-upon-a-time-the-end)

Try to say nothing negative about anybody.
a) for three days
b) for forty-five days
c) for three months


See what happens to your life.
Cleaning Piece III by Yoko Ono  (via thatkindofwoman)

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Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours
10 word story (via eteriese)

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emilyung:




I am in love with this

Bruh

Close your eyes right before it loops

Woah. 

emilyung:

I am in love with this

Bruh

Close your eyes right before it loops

Woah. 

(via idso)

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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cooru58:

Minho.

(via takeshii)

spn meme ||  ten episodes || 8.08 Hunteri Heroici

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phil0kalia:

If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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